it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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