I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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