If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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