I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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