Porn is love you can see.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just gargled with NyQuil
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robitsâ€
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