Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I party with great urgency now.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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