we have officially lost it.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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