her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
