There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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