i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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