So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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