what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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