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say what?
wanna hang out?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
The Olympian is in my bed
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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