Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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