Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
