i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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