My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Randomize
