We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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