come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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