If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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