Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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