So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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