I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
