Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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