Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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