i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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