i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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