That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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