that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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