There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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