would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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