That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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