omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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