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  You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.

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• I love jersey shore, it's my guilty tv pleasure

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:37am

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• Fuk h8 aville niggrs

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 1:20pm

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• Wow please do the world a favor, don't reproduce.

  Submitted by s13211111 on Jan 15, 10 at 9:34am

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• OP is retarded as fuck. Who gets dropped off at a party by themselves, hoping someone will be able to pick them up later. Especially when you're dealing with Guidos and alcohol.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:47am

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• Fuck Jersey Shore and all those fake ass motherfuckin italian wannabes

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:38am

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• just went to a jersey shore party in the 708 !

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:14am

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• O please I live in jersey, guidos are a dime a dozen and a lot of them are insanly emotional pussies.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:56pm

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• Third!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:16am

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• italians shouldn't brees

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 11 at 10:36am

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• Reminds me of that text about a rock of love themed party. Hmmm?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 6:58pm

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• Why is everything on here about jersey shore party in the USA or d-bag high school kids talkin about their first sexual experience...deleting app now

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:53am

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• First!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:16am

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  • How big of a homosexual you are is directly correlated to how many times you post "first".

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 15, 10 at 2:12pm

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• Run!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:11am

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• yeah and I bet you have a big ol crabby bush too -stormcrow

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:31am

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• SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT JERSEY SHORE. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:14pm

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• I'm watching the Jersey Shore episodes from last night right now. So much damn drama. This show is so stupid but it's a guilty pleasure.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:20pm

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• I love jersey shore, it's my guilty tv pleasure!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:37am

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• Second!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:16am

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• Haha I was at a jersey shore party in 906 last night

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:57pm

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• Who dropped you off? Daddy?

  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 15, 10 at 9:22am

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• You need to gas the jersey shore prople.

  Submitted by Nero905 on Nov 3, 11 at 5:35pm

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• u gotta beat the beat

  Submitted by innajiffy on Jan 15, 10 at 3:35pm

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• I spent a dollar for this app... Why? Stop posting high school texts, mods.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:26am

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• Girl needs to be careful...will all that hair grease, she might slip off the dude and cause serious harm or personal injury. At the very least, the next major oil spill.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 12:36pm

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• Yuck.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:19am

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• I've never seen jersey shore, but I'm Italian and everyone keeps calling me a guido. Is that good or bad?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 4:01pm

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• you wanna fight?!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:21am

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• First!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:16am

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  • You mean you were the first person in your family to get butt fucked by your dad?

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 15, 10 at 2:14pm

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• Youshould watch jersey shore.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 6:39pm

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• Pasta pasta pasta pasta pasta Pasta pasta pasta pasta pasta

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:46am

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• First bitches

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:17am

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• Jersey Shore cast: sad excuse for itallians. Sad excuse for people in general. I liked the show though.

  Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on Apr 15, 10 at 10:25pm

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• This is pathetic that 2 fake jersey shore "texts" make it on here in consecutive days

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:19am

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• you suck at life and everything included. fuck jersey shore

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:34am

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