Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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