I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I just gift wrapped bread.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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