If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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