I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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