please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
did you just send me my own nude
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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