it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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