She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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