He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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