therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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