what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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