Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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