Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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