yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Everything about him screamed your future.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
you never un-have a 4some
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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