what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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