update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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