Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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