this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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