She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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