Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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