the new term for farting is butt boxing.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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