I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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